Where did you get a picture of my penis
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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