your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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