Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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