woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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