So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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