So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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