The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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