so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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