I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
