have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Buhtt sex?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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