I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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