I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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