Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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