so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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