I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
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Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She bit a glass in half.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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