yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Randomize
