Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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