Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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