Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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