It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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