we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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