I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You were trust falling into bushes
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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