Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
drinking out of a sandbucket again
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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