he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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