No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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