Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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