i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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