Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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