Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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