I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's never too late to be topless.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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