return my video game
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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