You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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