Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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