Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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