I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I am naked and annoyed.
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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