we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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