Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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