did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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