bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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