Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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