She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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