thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Randomize
