That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
