Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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