therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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