Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Sorry about my life...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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