he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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