Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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