what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Who died my cat blue again?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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