You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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