My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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