im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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