I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I had to cum in my sink.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
